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Re: Metaphor

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I'm gonna say the word gay soon.

Get ready.

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I don't think I can. However much you warn us it will still be shocking, fresh and avant-garde.
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Avant-garde?

GAY

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Apocalyptus wrote:I don't think anyone's ever been forcibly ejected from the closet via metaphor before. It's a forum, perhaps even world first!
hey

NO
NO
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED
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You DR, you really need to learn to accept yourself for you who you are. This really isn't healthy.
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Well I'm here to say that DR doesn't have to bend over and accept his fate. As a born-again christian, I have the power to cure him of gayness.

Do you want that, Don?

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I DON'T NEED TO BE CURED OF GAYNESS
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY
OKAY
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Oh, he changed his mind at the last minute and said "Okay."

So let Christ hold you in his strong carpenter arms, DR, and just love the gayness out of you.

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NO
JESUS LOVES ME
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY
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Feel the lord's powerful thrusts of energy to pump the gay out of your body.


Unnnh unnnh it's coming unnnh *splurge*

That'll be $1500

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Another soul saved!

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Metaphor: When it comes to gettin bread I got the keys to the bakery
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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Is it that you're implying you have large testicles filled to the brim with jizz and/or pre-jizz?

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don't say jizz, john.

say ejaculate and seminal fluids.

and no it means when it comes to making money I own the source of making money. or something.

idk I just been poppin my collar ever since i can remember
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FengharTheNord wrote:idk I just been poppin my collar ever since i can remember
Hey me too! I have photo evidence of my popped collah!
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