[2011-Jun-09] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
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Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
It means that people looking for a secretary will want pictures of them along with a resume and how they look will most likely be a factor in their decision to hire them.
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Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
Damn those dickwolves and their sexism
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Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
I just like the "SOON" on the votey panel. Reminds me of most every Wonderella ever!
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Nah, one Greek warrior was not in the horse, Sinon, who convinced the Trojans that he had been abandoned by the Greeks and that the horse was an offering the Greeks had left for the gods to ensure a speedy trip home. Once it was night, he opened the horse, freeing the countless warriors inside.
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The number of men inside the Trojan Horse varies from 23 to 50+, depending on the account. The Greek army had sailed away during the day, but returned at night when the gates had been opened.
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Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
You would definitely need more than one guy to pull that trick. It isn't as if everyone goes to bed at ten, leaving the city totally unguarded.
Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
Then you'd think the joke would be about a bunch of guys hidden inside a woman, so they can get into his house and fuck him real hard... or...
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Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
I believe that would be step two of the plan, as I understand it.
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Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
I got to the Dickwolves timeline in a very roundabout way through that link up yonder and I just have to say, biggest facepalm of my life. I didn't know it was possible to hate feminists more. It sort of makes me ashamed to be a woman. As for this comic, why is it that every single bloody time a woman is depicted doing something, ANYTHING to a man it's considered sexist? Unless the comic specifically has a caption of "this is what I believe all women do, everywhere, and you should be ashamed of yourselves" then there's no fucking basis for saying something's sexist. In fact you can't even be sure that even IS a woman. What if it's a guy in drag with fake tits. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT, FEMINISTS? Bloody hell, I need a drink now.
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Oh good, now Ahmet will have someone to play with. Isn't that nice?
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Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
I am also ashamed of being a woman.
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Re: [2011 - June 9] That women's lipstick is atrocious!
Don't be ashamed. Not with a body like that.
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Bitches, amirite?
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