Why don't you shave?
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Re: Why don't you shave?
Nazis use right-handed swastikas, so to make sure nobody thinks you're a Nazi, you should plaster left-handed swastikas all over your face and clothing.
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Just don't give yourself the tattoo in the mirror. Cause it'll end up looking like this.
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A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Re: Why don't you shave?
Q.E.D, that was supposed to be a swastika.TwoBuy wrote:Just don't give yourself the tattoo in the mirror. Cause it'll end up looking like this.
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Re: Why don't you shave?
Despite the fact that most guys my age have normal facial hair, mine grows painfully slowly. It takes about 2 weeks for it to get to "hobo-chic" levels. Plus, the way my facial hair grows I currently have one of two options.
1) http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced ... 137-25.jpg
and
2) something that looks like a goatee...I guess. No mustache though
I am going with the mustacheless goatee at the moment. If I lack facial hair people tend to not fully believe my forms of Identification.
Could be because they are written in crayon, but who knows really?
1) http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced ... 137-25.jpg
and
2) something that looks like a goatee...I guess. No mustache though
I am going with the mustacheless goatee at the moment. If I lack facial hair people tend to not fully believe my forms of Identification.
Could be because they are written in crayon, but who knows really?
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I envy people who can't grow moustaches. I've never liked having one and yet I started growing one before I'd even turned 15, well before I started getting a beard. I always shave it off first before I consider the fate of the rest of my facial hair in the mornings.
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I intentionally grow a mustache every couple of months only cause my girlfriend hates it.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Ah yes, the Spite Mustache. I myself prefer the Spite Soul Patch.TwoBuy wrote:I intentionally grow a mustache every couple of months only cause my girlfriend hates it.
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Re: Why don't you shave?
I believe it's more colloquially known as the "spitestache."Eisbreaker wrote:Ah yes, the Spite Mustache. I myself prefer the Spite Soul Patch.TwoBuy wrote:I intentionally grow a mustache every couple of months only cause my girlfriend hates it.
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Two points here:
1. I am a bearded man; you should have sex with me. (Very Important)
2. I don't shave. Ever. My beard stays about the same length, for some reason, so I don't have to do anything to it.
1. I am a bearded man; you should have sex with me. (Very Important)
2. I don't shave. Ever. My beard stays about the same length, for some reason, so I don't have to do anything to it.
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Re: Why don't you shave?
Maybe you're some sort of beard-themed deity, and have yet to realise it.
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If you relax, it won't hurt as bad. Not that I'm overly well-endowed in the crotchall region. I'm just really into footing.Euclidthegreek wrote:1. I am a bearded man; you should have sex with me. (Very Important)
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So does mine. I suspect that a lot of guys have some sort of hard-coded beard length, and once the beard hairs achieve a certain weight or whatnot, the follicle goes "alright it`s time to stop."Apocalyptus wrote:Maybe you're some sort of beard-themed deity, and have yet to realise it.
Then again: maybe not!
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This is more or less true of all hair. It will only grow for a certain period of time, so whatever length it is at the end of the growth period is the maximum length.TSED wrote:So does mine. I suspect that a lot of guys have some sort of hard-coded beard length,
Kaharz wrote:I don't need a title. I have no avatar or tagline either. I am unique in my lack of personal identifiers.
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Due to an evolutionary cock-up somewhere along the line, it turns out my eyebrows do not have an 'off' function when growing. If left untended, they grow unrelentingly, and length holds no bounds for them. I may be the first human, nay, mammal, in existence to have cornrowed eyebrows.
I don't blame the little guys though; of all the hair on my body, they are my second favourite grouping of hair.
I don't blame the little guys though; of all the hair on my body, they are my second favourite grouping of hair.
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