merry christmas
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More on topic, i don't really know about gift ideas, since i'm not materialistic enough to actually make gifts*, but i'd advise for you to ask and/or mention to your loved one (like the person that you form a couple with; for best results) that you "want a photo of him/her"/"will send a photo of him/her" to santa in an enveloppe saying "what i want for christmas". Usually, sweet-Christmas-monkey sex is given after that.***
There i go, sounding all geeky and "you'llnevergetagirlfriendwiththatattitudesir" again.
*Except to some people**.
**Wich usually regret it madly.
***In Christmas time anyway.
There i go, sounding all geeky and "you'llnevergetagirlfriendwiththatattitudesir" again.
*Except to some people**.
**Wich usually regret it madly.
***In Christmas time anyway.
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I think a great gift would be to dress exactly like this person for one day while hanging out with them (coof if it's a friend, not cool if it's your mom).cheez.wiz wrote:More on topic, i don't really know about gift ideas, since i'm not materialistic enough to actually make gifts*, but i'd advise for you to ask and/or mention to your loved one (like the person that you form a couple with; for best results) that you "want a photo of him/her"/"will send a photo of him/her" to santa in an enveloppe saying "what i want for christmas". Usually, sweet-Christmas-monkey sex is given after that.***
There i go, sounding all geeky and "you'llnevergetagirlfriendwiththatattitudesir" again.
*Except to some people**.
**Wich usually regret it madly.
***In Christmas time anyway.
It'd be funny. Especially if they're weird looking.
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Halloween used to be halloween, and santa wasn't poking his fat ass into it! Thanksgiving used to be thanksgiving! You'd eat, get drunk, pass out, and no one would wake you up in the morning and say "Let's go shopping!"
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AWESOME! My mom would never buy me one of those growing up. On a related note, I've been VERY tempted to buy everyone in my family Dreidels this year for Christmas.mountainmage wrote:*Tosses Star of David shuriken at everyone*
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Yupmountainmage wrote:you also get to wear cool hats!
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?