[2012-Jun-09] The Church Hates Sex

[Spinalcold]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2636#comic

It FINALLY makes sense. The church had an over-reaching goal that didn't care about D&D but just excluded it's impact in their method to control the populous!

Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers, I crit against your church and deal you...oh crap, no political stats...

I apologise for my inability to title threads, I am a monkey. An ugly monkey.

[Salacious Schoolmate]

This was great, really good. I laughed out loud when I saw it.

[Enlong]

They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.

[walpole]

Hidden graph joke!!!

[sotic]

Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,

Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?

[ChaoticBrain]

Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,

Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?

Nah, sorry, that's me. I keep needing it to outsmart the mafia.

[Internet Logic Police]

Regarding the hidden Venn diagram, how exactly does the class of mountain dew and the class of dungeons & dragons contain a common element? They don't.

[Salacious Schoolmate]

People at D&D drink a lot of Mountain Dew.


This has been That's the Joke™

[Sahan]

They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.

I see someone who's been through the archives. Nice reference.

[Аחоחymоus]

Hidden graph joke!!!

Keyword "hidden". For me at least. Searching for the hidden joke on Google is my punishment for reading the comics through the RSS feed. (Sans red buttons.)

[anus mcgee]

OH I GET IT, THE CHURCH IS BAD LIKE USUAL

[Ooopsy]

Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
Whoopsy! Posty!

[Shazbot]

Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
Whoopsy! Posty!

Furthermore, I wish Zach would stop pushing an obvious liberal agenda in his comics. It's just... really lame.

[Someone1435687]

Actually, there have been cases of people murdering other people following the rules of a RPG. The difference is that the RPG wasn't D&D, but a self-made one. So, there's a nonzero chance that a mental moron will kill someone after having played too much RPGs, though that chance is lower than, say, people killing each other over a game, videogame, or the TV controller.

[Jewlian]

When dealing with a mental moron there is always a non-zero chance s/he will kill you. I think it's easier to ban mental morons.