Hey NEW Guys
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- Cirtur
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Hey NEW Guys
So you're new here. Please, we have been here a while already, we have special places for going to the toilet and cooking food and we like it if you don't mix those two activities.
FOR EXAMPLE!: Here is where you can introduce yourself. PROTIP: People get incredibly pissy if you don't do that. I think it's because they're all secretly racist but what would I know, I'm black.
NEXT EXAMPLE!: Here are all the rules about cool stuff when you post. There are about a million of them and if you break a single one Ed the meanest gayest mother fucker in town will ban you so hard you'll look at your hand and the scar won't be on it and you'll look around and all your friends are there. Yes, it's Jeremy, he didn't die after all. And mom and pop and all those friends you once knew. They're beckoning! Follow them, follow them forever and live in the magical garden.
Also xkcd isn't very good.
For those wondering what happened to the comment board, read the news here.
FOR EXAMPLE!: Here is where you can introduce yourself. PROTIP: People get incredibly pissy if you don't do that. I think it's because they're all secretly racist but what would I know, I'm black.
NEXT EXAMPLE!: Here are all the rules about cool stuff when you post. There are about a million of them and if you break a single one Ed the meanest gayest mother fucker in town will ban you so hard you'll look at your hand and the scar won't be on it and you'll look around and all your friends are there. Yes, it's Jeremy, he didn't die after all. And mom and pop and all those friends you once knew. They're beckoning! Follow them, follow them forever and live in the magical garden.
Also xkcd isn't very good.
For those wondering what happened to the comment board, read the news here.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys
Sticky'd for everyone's benefit. Also added a link to Zach's news post.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys
I'm racist against honkeys. As can be seen in my sig rather clearly.
Doin' podcasts before they were cool.
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You're especially subject to the rules. They extra apply to you.
Doin' podcasts before they were cool.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys
You are doubly subject to the Forum rules and may be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
If you are a fan of anything that the Straub creates you may be subject to summary execution.
e: damn you frostbite!
If you are a fan of anything that the Straub creates you may be subject to summary execution.
e: damn you frostbite!
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Ah ha! I beat you by mere seconds it would appear!
Doin' podcasts before they were cool.
- Gangler
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Re: Hey NEW Guys
I've never read any of Kris Straubs work, but I'd always assumed it would be quite good, as Tycho from penny arcade (don't know his real name) seems to be quite a fan, and the man generally seems to partake only in quality literature, Dune, The Name of the Wind, and such. Am I to take this to mean that I am in the wrong here?
Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon
about to eat your face.
about to eat your face.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys
Gangler, don't tell anyone but I secretly read everything Kris Straub makes and listen to all his podcasts. But there's a feud between him and Zach, so we two need to pretend we hate him.
If anyone who isn't Gangler read that then shame on you!
Your punishment can be found here.
If anyone who isn't Gangler read that then shame on you!
Your punishment can be found here.
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Ah, I was unaware of any of this. Don't worry Cirtur, your secrets safe with me.
Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon
about to eat your face.
about to eat your face.
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It had better be, person-I-barely-know!
- Kimra
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Re: Hey NEW Guys
I can't read this title without thinking of this:
Edit: the sound quality's not as good, but it doesn't have that stupid text bubble in the middle of it.
Edit: the sound quality's not as good, but it doesn't have that stupid text bubble in the middle of it.
King Prawn
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Oh god, I clicked on the link! Thank goodness for slow internet!
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
- Kimra
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Re: Hey NEW Guys
I clicked too, but my interwebs told me it might be a bad site and was I sure I wanted to go to it, so I said no.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys
Um... what was that?Kimra wrote:I can't read this title without thinking of this:
Edit: the sound quality's not as good, but it doesn't have that stupid text bubble in the middle of it.
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