The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
Ooh, ooh, I wanna play.
>>Fondle Itsy Bitsy Spider
Alternatively:
>>Throw yellow mush at floor.
>>Fondle Itsy Bitsy Spider
Alternatively:
>>Throw yellow mush at floor.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
Itsy bitsy spider has strange ejaculation problems.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
iiiiiiiiiitttttttt'sssss uuuuuuuuup!
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
>>Look under rug.
Or alternatively,
>>procrastinate
Or alternatively,
>>procrastinate
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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That rug is the blanket he was wearing over him when he was sleeping and when he was eating his yellow mush.AHMETxRock wrote:>>Look under rug.
Or alternatively,
>>procrastinate
I'll get around to procrastinating or something....
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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>>Skilltech- Wenchcrafting: Fashion blanket into cape to emphasize nudity.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
Ok, now I'm sure you like MS Paint Adventures. You wouldn't make two references to them if you didn't. Unless...that's just what you want me to think.
Also:
Man >> Check clothesline outside for a garment to wear.
Also:
Man >> Check clothesline outside for a garment to wear.
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Baaah! Don't assume there is a clothesline outside!
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
Hey! Who writes the story here?
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If you read, it says that it's a choose-your-own-adventure, except that you don't get to choose.
God. What do you think this is, that god-aweful MSPAINTADVENTURES webcomic? By ALLAH, it's not even a comic! It's a series of pictures.
Don't get me started on that new crap he's making, with sound. He's not making comics, he's making crappy movies! PEOPLE BUY THAT CRAP UP!
God. What do you think this is, that god-aweful MSPAINTADVENTURES webcomic? By ALLAH, it's not even a comic! It's a series of pictures.
Don't get me started on that new crap he's making, with sound. He's not making comics, he's making crappy movies! PEOPLE BUY THAT CRAP UP!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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I do, I already said this. You guys just suggest it!
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Yes, yes. It's called a joke.
Yes, Ahmet. MS Paint sure is crap and such!
Yes, Ahmet. MS Paint sure is crap and such!
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
BLARGLEFLARGLE.
You mind if I modify your suggestion to "Go outside and look for clothes"?
You mind if I modify your suggestion to "Go outside and look for clothes"?
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
Be your guest!
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
>>Make a hat out of the paper
>>Acquire normal facial features
>>Look on the bright side of life
>>Acquire normal facial features
>>Look on the bright side of life
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