That BASTARD Straub (the title of my forthcoming documentary) has violated all rules of courtesy and etiquette by responding to my senseless attack in kind. We at SMBC do not stand for this "even-handed" form of justice!
Now, I could point out that I have TWO more Cartoonist's Choice Awards for Best Single Panel Comic than he does. I could do that, but I won't.
Instead, I'm taking the high road by utilizing the endless sprint of wit and creativity of SMBC readers. The topic of today's creative attempt is as follows:
Girlie names for Kris Straub.
I'll start the ball rolling:
Prissy Krissy wants a Kissy