March 25, 2008
Today's competition:

Things worse than which Kris Straub smells.

I'll kick things off:


Also, this was supercool:

March 24, 2008
That BASTARD Straub (the title of my forthcoming documentary) has violated all rules of courtesy and etiquette by responding to my senseless attack in kind. We at SMBC do not stand for this "even-handed" form of justice!

Now, I could point out that I have TWO more Cartoonist's Choice Awards for Best Single Panel Comic than he does. I could do that, but I won't.

Instead, I'm taking the high road by utilizing the endless sprint of wit and creativity of SMBC readers. The topic of today's creative attempt is as follows:

Girlie names for Kris Straub.

I'll start the ball rolling:
Prissy Krissy wants a Kissy

March 23, 2008
Hey nerds, I need to start a mock-feud with Kris Straub for April Fool's. Any thoughts?

I need some clever insults. So far, all I've got is "beard-o" and "Miss Straub."
March 22, 2008
Hi Mom!
March 21, 2008
Early update! I'll try to do another two tomorrow. Woo!