"SMBC is looking for a Visual FX master that lives locally in Los Angeles.
Do you love modeling spaceships / making people's heads explode / compositing flying cars? Do you dream in After Effects? WE NEED YOU! So if you want to join a funny bunch of mega-nerds and help us make something special, please send a reel and resume to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we'll get back to you. We got a lot of responses from all over the world, but we'd like to start locally and think globally. Is this you? Hit us up!
"SUPERPALS! If you live in Los Angeles, like filthy jokes, and love to draw WE NEED YOU! We're currently looking for a storyboard artist to sit down with our director asap and start planning this big ridiculous Space Opera! Please send samples and a resume to email@example.com and we'll love you forever!"
It's also loosely based on a conversation I had at the last Beerscussion. Dude I was talking to - I remember everything we talked about, but for some reason at 1:30AM I can't remember your name! If you see this, please send it to me and I'll credit you :)