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News:
June 13, 2006
Ladies and gentlemen, the Butterfly of the Webcomics World has suggested to me to start our very own Buttfer.com - a haven for those who've levied shame upon their friends through questioning the utility of their behinds, as well as a veritable cyber-freak show of those who've failed comedy's easiest IQ test.
What do you guys think?
Also, go read Minus. This one in particular was great. It's a bit offbeat - sort of like a children's book written by a crazy man.
GO READ MY OTHER COMIC.
It's a good day to be a Weiner
Over 10,000 hits yesterday according to my sitemeter. Googling for "buttfer" now turns up SMBC as the second and fifth entry. The SMBC MySpace Fan Club is still the biggest thing on the Internet. And, yet another buttfer conversation:
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: hey, do you have a butfer?
Ninja star happy: eh?
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: a butfer
Ninja star happy: Didn't you ask max that?
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: did i?
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: just wondering if you have a butfer, caty
Ninja star happy: I dunno, I just got a wierd feeling of dja vu though
Ninja star happy: lol
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: so?
Ninja star happy: Did you ask that already...jeez
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: i don't know
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: but do you have one?
Ninja star happy: Like a control? lol
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: gosh caty you suck
Ninja star happy: Wtf is a bufter?
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: for poopin!
xXUn0r1g1n4lXx: hahaha
Ninja star happy: i thought it was a control
Ninja star happy: WTF?
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June 12, 2006
Alright, the page is still a little rough, but the new CHASON comic is up!
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June 11, 2006
What's a buttfer? Let's see what a few webcomics personalities had to say, courtesy America's treasure, Phil Kahn:
Phil Kahn vs. William G
Phil: Hey Will
William: howdy
Phil: How's life on your side of the world
William: pretty darned good, to tell the truth. Could use a few hot chicks lying around the apartment, but I could say that anywhere.
How about you?
Phil: I'm all right. Been looking all over the place trying to find a butfer.
Do you know where I can get one?
William: Okay... I'll play along just for the amusement factor... "Gee Phil, I dont know. What is a butfer?"
Phil: It's for poopin, Will.
William: BWA HA HA
Phil: LOLZ
William: to the max
Phil: Damn
I was hoping you might actually fall for it.
YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME, WILL G
William: dude, I teach kids and make webcomics. Childish is part of each and every day
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It seems Mr. G was too clever for Kahn's capering. But would Mr. Campbell be? Let's listen in...
Phil Kahn vs. T Campbell
Phil: Howdy
T: Hey.
Phil: How're things?
In jollly ol' ingland.
T: Oh, pretty good. I think I'll be doing some traveling soon. See Scotland, Paris.
Phil: Oh cool
T: How you?
Phil: Oh I'm all right.
I've been looking all over the place for a butfer.
Do you know where I can get one?
T: What do you mean, a buffer?
Phil: No, no. A butfer.
T: I do not know what that is.
Phil: You don't know what a butfer is?
T: Never mind, wiseass. I just Googled it.
Phil: (F-WORD).
hahahha
T: Search engines have killed the practical joke.
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Well played gentlemen, well played.
One more for good measure (this from a reader):
Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: and now I'm really happy
Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: 'cause I cant remember the last time I had a lifesaver
Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: it's been like.....years
ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: or weeks
ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: you know
ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: remember when you took mine in school?
ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: (F-WORD)er
Sicklilfreak87 [12:37 AM]: ...no
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: when did I take your life saver?
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: you know what I need?
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: a butfer
ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: last time I bought them
ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: you mean a hooke
ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: rr
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: no a butfer
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: do you have one?
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: hooker?
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: yes
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: her name is armondo
Sicklilfreak87 [12:39 AM]: no butfer do you have a butfer
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: yes
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: her name is armondo
ImSuperPoor [12:40 AM]: silly BUTLERS
Sicklilfreak87 [12:40 AM]: NOOOOOOO
Sicklilfreak87 [12:40 AM]: do you have a B U T F E R
ImSuperPoor [12:40 AM]: ?
ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: you know what a buttfore is?
Sicklilfreak87 [12:41 AM]: yup
ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: what?
Sicklilfreak87 [12:42 AM]: fer poopin
ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: ....wow
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So dear readers, what did we learn here? It's quite simple - webcomics authors are clearly more intelligent (or as WE like to say, "overtly bounteously perspicacious") than you vulgar masses.
CHASON PAGE TO GO UP TOMORROW.
ZACH OUT
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