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December 19, 2006

I'm getting what I wanted. AOL Instant Messenger Santa Said so.

WizToast: Tell Sarah Silverman to stop stealing my jokes, and starting writing her own material topless.
SantaClaus: Oh dear. umm. ah.. Ho there!
Edwin Elf here

Welcome back to Santa Central! :-D

Umm, before I put you in touch with the BIG guy this year I've got to update my records.

Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980.
Please?

WizToast: 1982
SantaClaus: Um, k, right. So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are:

1. Male
2. Female

WizToast: 1
SantaClaus: OK, great. Thanks for answering all of my questions! I'm gonna put you in touch with Santa in a moment....


SantaClaus: Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away!

WizToast: Tell Sarah Silverman to stop stealing my jokes, and starting writing her own material topless.

SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions?

WizToast: Tell Sarah Silverman to take her top off.

SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)

WizToast: Tell Sarah Silverman to music her top off.

SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile!

Type a number to hear what I'm listening to.

1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations
2 - All Artists in My Library
3 - All Genres in My Library
4 - My Top Artists
5 - My Top Albums
6 - My Top Playlists
7 - My Top Hotlists
8 - My Top Stations
9 - My Top Fans

Take ur music w/ u Â? iPods & MP3 players @ SHOP.COM

WizToast: Make AOL stop co-opting religious holidays. Topless.

SantaClaus: If you say so.


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December 18, 2006

I KNEW IT



BIG NEWS



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December 17, 2006

Dani, James and I recorded a song about me, Zach Weiner.

We're tentatively calling it "The Make-Out King."


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December 16, 2006



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December 15, 2006

Sorry, the comic will be late again. But, I've finished all my commissions.

So, as of tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can develop a buffer so updates are more timely.


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