Caption Contest! (Sponsored by Square Enix)

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Caption Contest! (Sponsored by Square Enix)

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Hey Folks,

My advert provider, Blind Ferret, is running a contest from Square Enix in order to promote their new game "Valkyrie Profile DS." It's pretty cool because I get to give away real swag to a reader, and they get some publicity for their game. Good deal, eh?

Here are the facts:

TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
Yeah, they have some. "Read 'em."

PRIZES:
Winner gets a soundtrack signed by Motoi Sakuraba (Composer), and a poster and copy of the game signed by Yoshinori Yamagishi (Square-Enix Chief Director), Shunsuke Katsumata (Director) and Miho Akabane (Writer).

TIME LIMIT:
The contest will run from 2/27 to 3/13. Late submission will result in non-applicability and general feelings of shame and remorse.

WINNING:
The winner is the person whom I judge to have created the funniest caption for the panel below. ONLY ONE SUBMISSION PER PERSON.

CHECK OUT THE GAME:
The best way to make sure we get more promo stuff like this in the future is for you guys to actually check out the game. You can do so here.

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Here's the panel. MAKE ME LAUGH.

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* 4. The Sweepstake is open to all eligible residents of the United States (excluding Rhode Island, Vermont, and Puerto Rico), Canadia (excluding Quebec), the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand.

Sucks if you live there!
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After having his legs amputated, Leif took up virtual pillaging to pass the time.
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Unfortunately, Viking Pac-man had a limited demographic

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Nobody was quite sure who he was, but he did look remarkably like the character in our video game.

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The doctor suggested this videogame to help come to terms with the death of his family.
Why are avatars restricted to 6kb? :(

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The Gauntlet and Pac man crossover game got a little to real

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Now everyone thinks they're a viking just because they play Viking Hero

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His homework finished, Thor relaxed with a round of divine intervention.

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And as he swinged the axe at me I realized that dad’s cosplay had gone out of control.

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In the future, sex is less complicated.

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Due to lack of Viagra and monsters, Horgath needed to get his blood pumping in another way.

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Gary angered quickly at the game's lack of realism when he realized there was no "rape" button.

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"Fookin' pink ghosts!"

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This game is so unrealistic. No Viking would ever wear green.

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