What's a buttfer? Let's see what a few webcomics personalities had to say, courtesy America's treasure, Phil Kahn:

Phil Kahn vs. William G

Phil: Hey Will

William: howdy

Phil: How's life on your side of the world

William: pretty darned good, to tell the truth. Could use a few hot chicks lying around the apartment, but I could say that anywhere. How about you?

Phil: I'm all right. Been looking all over the place trying to find a butfer. Do you know where I can get one?

William: Okay... I'll play along just for the amusement factor... "Gee Phil, I dont know. What is a butfer?"

Phil: It's for poopin, Will.

William: BWA HA HA

Phil: LOLZ

William: to the max

Phil: Damn
I was hoping you might actually fall for it.
YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME, WILL G

William: dude, I teach kids and make webcomics. Childish is part of each and every day

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It seems Mr. G was too clever for Kahn's capering. But would Mr. Campbell be? Let's listen in...

Phil Kahn vs. T Campbell

Phil: Howdy

T: Hey.

Phil: How're things?
In jollly ol' ingland.

T: Oh, pretty good. I think I'll be doing some traveling soon. See Scotland, Paris.

Phil: Oh cool

T: How you?

Phil: Oh I'm all right.
I've been looking all over the place for a butfer.
Do you know where I can get one?

T: What do you mean, a buffer?

Phil: No, no. A butfer.

T: I do not know what that is.

Phil: You don't know what a butfer is?

T: Never mind, wiseass. I just Googled it.

Phil: (F-WORD).
hahahha

T: Search engines have killed the practical joke.

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Well played gentlemen, well played.

One more for good measure (this from a reader):

Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: and now I'm really happy
Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: 'cause I cant remember the last time I had a lifesaver
Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: it's been like.....years
ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: or weeks
ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: you know
ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: remember when you took mine in school?
ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: (F-WORD)er
Sicklilfreak87 [12:37 AM]: ...no
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: when did I take your life saver?
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: you know what I need?
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: a butfer
ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: last time I bought them
ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: you mean a hooke
ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: rr
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: no a butfer
Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: do you have one?
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: hooker?
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: yes
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: her name is armondo
Sicklilfreak87 [12:39 AM]: no butfer do you have a butfer
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: yes
ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: her name is armondo
ImSuperPoor [12:40 AM]: silly BUTLERS
Sicklilfreak87 [12:40 AM]: NOOOOOOO
Sicklilfreak87 [12:40 AM]: do you have a B U T F E R
ImSuperPoor [12:40 AM]: ?
ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: you know what a buttfore is?
Sicklilfreak87 [12:41 AM]: yup
ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: what?
Sicklilfreak87 [12:42 AM]: fer poopin
ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: ....wow

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So dear readers, what did we learn here? It's quite simple - webcomics authors are clearly more intelligent (or as WE like to say, "overtly bounteously perspicacious") than you vulgar masses.

CHASON PAGE TO GO UP TOMORROW.

ZACH OUT