I have a habit of peeking at people's essays as I pass their laptops in the library. Today, I saw the finest opening line for a paper I've ever seen:

"Cardboard is a very industrious material."

In other news, today's comic will probably get me arrested, so enjoy it while it's up. When that happens, enjoy today's webcomic linky homey, Indigo Kelleigh's Ellie Connelly.