Hey, I forgot to mention that I did an interview for The Manitoban. In case you're wondering, I'm actually MORE pretentious than I seem in that interview.

It was my birthday. It's not my fault I was late.

And, as a reward for your patience, Clam-Pig-God.

It's my birthday! You don't have to get me anything - just tell a loud-mouthed friend how much you like the comic.

I'll be celebrating with a small gaggle of friends in San Francisco. Woop!

BAM! Update on time.

Don't forget about the caption contest!

BAM. Tonight's update will be on time again.

Sorry for the screwyness, but I'm back on track. Also, you have to forgive me, because my birthday's Thursday.