Hey geeks! Me and Kelly are going to be in NYC soon at The Strand, then later at Caveat. These are ticketed events, so you need to buy soon if you want to lock in a spot. We'll be signing books and telling nerd jokes!
Hey New York! We're coming to you next week. The events are ticketed and relatively small, so grab one whilst available!
Thanks. I mean it. Without you, we don't get to do this project.
Dear sweet lord it's pub day. God help us.