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Two days ago, I went downstairs to check on our crying toddler. Turns out she left a wooden toy on the bottom step. Long story short, fractured my fifth metatarsal. Readers should notice no difference, except for my planned 6 weeks of jokes focusing exclusively on metatarsals.