For the record, I swear I know that strings of correlation don't work in real life. Also, we'll be launching a kickstarter in just a few days now. Prepare for GLORY!
Just got the news. We'll be launching the new book - full of science jokes and new exclusive comics! - on Jan 23.
True story. T-minus 8 days till the new book launch! More info soon. Also, if you like physics jokes, this one may appeal to you.