Hey geeks - we've apparently had some serious issues with obnoxious mobile ads lately. Sorry about that! We are trying to track down the source of the issue and kill it.
Oddly pleased that I'm doing a particularly dorky joke on my birthday.
If you want to do something nice for my birthday, press "x" till you find a comic you like, and send it to a friend of yours.
Thanks for another great year, geeks. It's still the best job ever.