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A reactionary movement on the part of the Security Council wing of the United interNations during the closing acts of the Blogosphere Offensive, Operation Bisexual Counterparts was an intelligence experiment designed to gather information on the <<Commanding Officers of the Saturday Militia>>. The experiment was a success and, although finished too late to be of any use during the Offensive, the counterparts synthesised were used in conflicts since.

Copybisexualisation is the process by which a genetically identical replica of the subject is created, however there are several differences, namely bisexuality and moral ambiguity. These differences were capitalised on by the Levity Group.

The experiments were headed by Doctor Harmonise in conjunction with the <<Levity Group>>, an organisation that has had an unusual amount of interest in the Forum and indeed SMB City in general. Doctor Harmonise's body was never found following the aftermath of the <<New Socialist Movement>> in 2056.

After Operation: Bisexual Counterparts was commissioned at the start of the Blogosphere Offensive, Doctor Harmonise and her team discovered several key precepts to the science of copybisexualisation, namely:

- Video footage of the subject is required.

- DNA samples of the subject are required.

- Bisexual Counterparts only fear fire.

With these three precepts in mind, the Levity Group began producing counterparts. The test subjects, one Hector Subman and Lisabine Gyibl were initially reluctant to take part in the study, but having seen the (fake) atrocities committed by the Saturday Militia they agreed instantly.

The first of the Counterparts was of one Lieutenant Gilder, commander of a small force that had caused havoc in the Offensive. The counterpart arrived at his house on December 6th 2013 and proceeded to eviscerate Gilder.

The Counterparts were used in most UN sanctified conflicts since then and were only outlawed under the Secret Cloning Act of 2065.
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I have one question Cirtur, is there any reason why the Levity group named the operation thusly?
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They were not a group known for their naming proess, also I believe it makes the article easier to find if one were to be looking for information about Bisexual Counterparts.

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This entry is unclear to me. Why is the word 'fakes' in parentheses? Who were Hector and Lisabyne? What is copybisexualisation? Who was Lieutenant Gilder, and if he was part of the Forum, why is he not recorded in the hallowed Memberlist? What were the overall effects of this operation on the Forum?
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The word fake is in parenthesis because the atrocities presented to the group were completely fabricated. Hector and Lisabyne were the first people to be copybisexualised.

Copybisexualisation is the process by a genetically identical replica of the subject is created, however there are several differences, namely bisexuality and moral ambiguity.

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Cirtur wrote:The word fake is in parenthesis because the atrocities presented to the group were completely fabricated. Hector and Lisabyne were the first people to be copybisexualised.

Copybisexualisation is the process by a genetically identical replica of the subject is created, however there are several differences, namely bisexuality and moral ambiguity.
How can one engender bisexuality and instil moral ambiguity when both are conditions considered "learned behaviours" by psychology?
Morals are other peoples' beliefs pressed upon another during formative years, setting the basis or anti-base for how they'll live their lives and
bisexuality can only really be awakened through the period of 'sexual awakening' and the discovery of oneself. At least, this is what I've come to observe.
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I am outraged at your suggestion that the facts in my article are incorrect! As per the rules of the SYMBCyclopedia, I have run this article through a fact-bot and therefore any insinuation of invalidity must be wrong. You can question my interpretation, "scholar" Laneth, but you can trust my research. And while I've never claimed to have extremely intimate knowledge of the levity group, the history books show that they found a way to instil those qualities.

I don't know where you're getting your science either - my cousin was hit with a gay-ray only last week and we all had a right laugh. I think he's getting it reversed at the moment, actually. His wife isn't too happy.*

*Though in my opinion she is a bit too HARPY

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Cirtur wrote:I am outraged at your suggestion that the facts in my article are incorrect! As per the rules of the SYMBCyclopedia, I have run this article through a fact-bot and therefore any insinuation of invalidity must be wrong. You can question my interpretation, "scholar" Laneth, but you can trust my research. And while I've never claimed to have extremely intimate knowledge of the levity group, the history books show that they found a way to instil those qualities.

I don't know where you're getting your science either - my cousin was hit with a gay-ray only last week and we all had a right laugh. I think he's getting it reversed at the moment, actually. His wife isn't too happy.*

*Though in my opinion she is a bit too HARPY
My apologies Scholar Cirtur, I understand that these are facts, and my question was merely a quest for more information on my part as I come from a country several decades behind in such advanced technologically controlled occurrences. This wasn't an attack or questioning of the facts, more a chance for me to further my own learning.

I phrased my inquiry incorrectly, and for that I apologise. I offered my personal understanding in the hope that ye could refute my current position and re-educate me. Also, wish your cousin and his wife well for me.
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I'm sorry I snapped at you Laneth, I didn't realise you came from a less technologically advanced country.

Can I make it up to you somehow? Perhaps over dinner?

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Perhaps - I shall have to see as I don't want to upset Asherian over at the "Found a Great Discount" thread...apparently I'm gonna get a discount :)

Also, don't worry about it. Living in Australia I'm used to getting all the US & UK's handmedowns...
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