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Hey NEW Guys

Postby Cirtur » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:04 pm

So you're new here. Please, we have been here a while already, we have special places for going to the toilet and cooking food and we like it if you don't mix those two activities.

FOR EXAMPLE!: Here is where you can introduce yourself. PROTIP: People get incredibly pissy if you don't do that. I think it's because they're all secretly racist but what would I know, I'm black.

NEXT EXAMPLE!: Here are all the rules about cool stuff when you post. There are about a million of them and if you break a single one Ed the meanest gayest mother fucker in town will ban you so hard you'll look at your hand and the scar won't be on it and you'll look around and all your friends are there. Yes, it's Jeremy, he didn't die after all. And mom and pop and all those friends you once knew. They're beckoning! Follow them, follow them forever and live in the magical garden.

Also xkcd isn't very good.

For those wondering what happened to the comment board, read the news here.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby LordRetard » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:22 pm

Sticky'd for everyone's benefit. Also added a link to Zach's news post.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Frostbite » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:47 pm

I'm racist against honkeys. As can be seen in my sig rather clearly.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby CasualFriday » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:26 pm

I like xkcd; am I still subject to the forum rules?
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Frostbite » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:28 pm

You're especially subject to the rules. They extra apply to you.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Edminster » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:28 pm

You are doubly subject to the Forum rules and may be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

If you are a fan of anything that the Straub creates you may be subject to summary execution.

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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Frostbite » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:30 pm

Ah ha! I beat you by mere seconds it would appear!
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Gangler » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:53 pm

I've never read any of Kris Straubs work, but I'd always assumed it would be quite good, as Tycho from penny arcade (don't know his real name) seems to be quite a fan, and the man generally seems to partake only in quality literature, Dune, The Name of the Wind, and such. Am I to take this to mean that I am in the wrong here?
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:55 pm

Gangler, don't tell anyone but I secretly read everything Kris Straub makes and listen to all his podcasts. But there's a feud between him and Zach, so we two need to pretend we hate him.

If anyone who isn't Gangler read that then shame on you!

Your punishment can be found here.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Gangler » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:58 pm

Ah, I was unaware of any of this. Don't worry Cirtur, your secrets safe with me.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:59 pm

It had better be, person-I-barely-know!
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Kimra » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:41 am

I can't read this title without thinking of this:


Edit: the sound quality's not as good, but it doesn't have that stupid text bubble in the middle of it.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Sahan » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:05 am

Oh god, I clicked on the link! Thank goodness for slow internet!
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Kimra » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:47 am

I clicked too, but my interwebs told me it might be a bad site and was I sure I wanted to go to it, so I said no.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby smiley_cow » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:58 am

Kimra wrote:I can't read this title without thinking of this:


Edit: the sound quality's not as good, but it doesn't have that stupid text bubble in the middle of it.


Um... what was that?
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