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I think the background is hypnotizing me to agree with you!

Or else you are just very convincing.

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Here's my opinion on opinions. They suck. Opinions are gay. Anyone who has an opinion is a idiot.
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The only thing worse than opinions are opinions about opinions.
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my opinion is SUCKY MA BALLS

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My opinion is: They suck enough on their own.
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you jest but as balls they do their job pretty well



They store semen well is what I'm saying. If that was too subtle for you, my jizz is safe right up in there

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Amerika wrote:you jest but as balls they do their job pretty well



They store semen well is what I'm saying. If that was too subtle for you, my jizz is safe right up in there
Stored, never to be released. Well done.
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Well I don't want my sexcrement running around town

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oh god... sexcrement
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Kimra wrote:
Amerika wrote:you jest but as balls they do their job pretty well



They store semen well is what I'm saying. If that was too subtle for you, my jizz is safe right up in there
Stored, never to be released. Well done.
Oh i don't know about that. I'd say that it is released with frightening regularity, just never into, around, or even in the general proximity of a willing female
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ya had to say willing

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Blow up dolls can't say no. That's like willing right?
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I always feel like they should put the blow up thing in the doll's mouth, so you're kissing it like foreplay.



But I guess that's one less place to fuck it.

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Maybe on the neck then? That is a good kissy place.

Or one of the nipples or something.

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