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The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:02 am

Check it out! It's this thread again!
I have taken the liberty of switching places with Mr. Train, since he is no longer among us.

Current topic: Animals you might like to have as a pet someday.

I think it'd be neat to have a pet raven. They can fly, they're wicked smaht, and they were favorite companions of Odin. Sounds like a winner to me!
Unfortunately, the Ravens that are indigenous to the US are also illegal to keep as pets in the US (They fall under the classification "native songbirds," to which I say, "huh?"), so it'll probably be a while before that comes to fruition.


Previous topics (starting with the earliest):
Is this idea retarded?
Weapon of choice when the zombie apocalypse happens?
Write a haiku about your username.
Who would win in a fight between you and the person above you?
What is your family like? Do you like your parents? What about your siblings?
If you were a Space Admiral, what would you call your flagship?
Is this thread worth sticking? Is it time?
What is your favorite cereal?
Least favorite politician?
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby smiley_cow » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:20 am

Choochoo may be gone, but his legacy shall live on!

I've always wanted a pet chicken. I know they're stupid and they're smelly, but really that just makes me want one more. When I was growing up I had all sorts of plans, like I was going to call it Mcnugget and get a leash for it and walk it around everywhere!

I think the older I get the less likely this is ever going to happen though, partly because of bylaws, and partly because I am becoming increasingly aware that chicken leashes probably don't exist.

Oh also in response to Oldrac's post, it's not quite the same but one of my best friends used to have a pet crow. It got injured and she nursed it back to health I think. It liked to sit on her handlebars when she biked and it would spread it's wings out like it was pretending to fly.
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:22 am

I guess I'd call it the H.M.S. Monolith, after the mysterious black monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Just roll with it dude. Some of us like this idea and we want to keep it up there.

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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby Signious » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:34 am

I would say it is a toss up between Captain Crunch, and Honey Valley or nature valley, forget what it is called(really really really good, but to dang expensive) - I do like nearly all cereal btw
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby ChooChooTrain » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:47 pm

Thread Intro: This is a thread where each member is limited to one post. That's a rule. You may edit that one post as often as you like, but you are not allowed to make a second post. This counts as mine. There aren't any rules about post content, but I will use this post to suggest topics. Those are suggestions, so you may ignore them if you like.

Current topic: Least favorite politician?

Previous topics (starting with the earliest):
Is this idea retarded?
Weapon of choice when the zombie apocalypse happens?
Write a haiku about your username.
Who would win in a fight between you and the person above you?
What is your family like? Do you like your parents? What about your siblings?
If you were a Space Admiral, what would you call your flagship?
Is this thread worth sticking? Is it time?
What is your favorite cereal?


ChooChooTrain's thoughts:

Hillary Clinton is pretty horrible. I'll go with her for now.
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby Cirtur » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:30 pm

Not a fan of this idea. I really don't want to have to work out if anyone has changed their posts.

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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby LordRetard » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:54 am

I figure it'll fall apart really quickly because no one is paying attention, so I'll go ahead right now and refuse to actually read anyone else's posts, while explaining bizarre and undefendable positions in my own post. But I can't think of any yet.

In my attack plan, all I need is a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.

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Well, Cirtur's a troll, and I've always assumed that trolls were kind of big and dangerous. Then again, I'm crazy and possess the strength of a Hundred Men, maybe.

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Ya know I first thought that Signious was like "Cygnus", like a swan, or the constellation, or Vismund Cygnus from that Mars Volta album.

They're okay, we get along good enough these days. I fought all of the time with my brothers until about age 14, by which time I was much stronger than them, and until they moved out I didn't get along with them much... It's easier dealing with people when you don't live with them. I'd rather live alone but I simply don't have a job that pays that much.

Hmm... Uhh... Er...

YO MOMMA.


Honestly I am already getting tired of this thing. We should just have an assigned-conversation-topic thread.
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:52 am

I agree with Cirtur. While the idea intrigues me, it is really just more work than I'm willing to put into posting (says someone who contributes to the Lexicon).
I doubt I'll put much attention into the thread.
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby Neglected Shoe » Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:59 pm

As it is, I'm dense
I didn't realize the theme
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby Edminster » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:11 am

I kinda want a Jaguarundi.


Not really certain right now.


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I'm not really sure. If it does get Stuck, shouldn't it be in Forum Games? If the issue is too many stickies out there, I can always de-stick them. After all, they're inactive at this point.


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Not commenting on the rest of my family, but I will say that I adore my brother and sister because they know how much I value being left to my own devices.


Probably Shoe. I know that I wouldn't stop fighting until I was killed, though. Or until I ran out of breath. Either way, the fight's going to end in about thirty seconds.


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I think this idea is pretty interesting, as long as you don't ever do something retarded like ask us to draw an ascii penis.
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby Sahan » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:09 am

I resent my parents having so much control over me, and that I never learned to fight against their demands, also that I didn't get to study music. But they have always taken care of me and tried to do things in my best interest.

Large volumes of arsenic or other effective poisons, medical protective clothing, disinfectant and several needles and modified poison-filled tranquilizer darts. The plan is more about controlling the spread, much like a wildfire. Also a cyanide pill if I run out of luck, and also access to a town's drinking supply if the situation gets dire.

I've never been in a fight, I usually do everything I can to avoid one. So I'll probably lose

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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:39 pm

Cherios. I LOWERED MY CHOLESTEROL, BITCHES!
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Re: The Single Post Apocalypse

Postby Edminster » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:53 am

IT SURVIVES!
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