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Dirty Limericks.

Postby astasia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:32 pm

I was trying to think of some way to make this into a game - like, perhaps, a line-by-line thing, but, I'm not sure if that would work or not. Anyway, I somehow have a knack for them, or, at least, they will pop into my head. Perhaps, people could try to one-up each other's dirty limericks?

I'll go first.



There once was a girl from Andover,
She got quite the shock when she looked over,
What did she spy?
Oh me, oh my!
It was her husband sucking off their dog Rover.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby mountainmage » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:39 pm

Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby smiley_cow » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:43 pm

I am sad because I have an old notebook with a bunch in them that I wrote that I've long since lost. I will try anyways.

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Who had never seen a vagina
He became a real bore
So his friends bought him a whore
And now he sees them all the time'a
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Avalant » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:43 pm

If you're talking about Andover MA, that's totally possible.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby LordRetard » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:00 pm

mountainmage wrote:Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby astasia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:22 pm

mountainmage wrote:Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.

LordRetard wrote:Pretty much my thoughts exactly.


It's awesome and you know it.

smiley_cow wrote:I am sad because I have an old notebook with a bunch in them that I wrote that I've long since lost. I will try anyways.

There once was a man from Regina
Who had never seen a vagina
He became a real bore
So his friends bought him a whore
And now he sees them all the time'a


Hahaha. The last line was a bit of a stretch, though. ;)

Avalant wrote:If you're talking about Andover MA, that's totally possible.


I was, in fact.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Cirtur » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:26 pm

Poorly Remembered from school wrote:There once was a man from Halgina
Who walked to feel a bit finer,
He tripped over a brick
Off fell his dick
And now he has a vagina
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Rainbow » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:50 pm

A beautiful lady was Jan.
Sweeter than marzipan!
The perfect girl with long legs and big boobs and white teeth,
She was perfect, but there was something underneath...
Jan was really a man.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Cirtur » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:54 pm

As ever pushing the boundaries of the medium.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby LordRetard » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:16 pm

It's the limerick within a limerick, like Hamlet.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:14 am

I do not support beastialty.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby LordRetard » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:24 am

Don't forget, it's the best, so it's bestiality!
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:26 am

That's because what you said isn't a thing.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:38 am

I forget, it's called ANIMALITY.

Seriously, that was a terrible movie, for old fighting movies.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby mountainmage » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:43 am

I thought ANIMALITY was a pretty cool move.
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