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I mean, why not? An SMBC-inspired forum game that doesn't require any lasting commitment.
I figured if I did a 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon type game on another forum means that this can work just as well here.

Person A suggests a start point (preferably with a link).
Person B finds the shortest they think possible. If Person C finds a shorter route, share. Mapping the route would be appreciated, I'm sure.
And to keep it going, end the post with a new challenge.

Sound good?


I'll simply start with today's feature article:

Texas A&M University.

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Ok sounds fun while I am procrastinating going to sleep, so I will have a go:

from Texas A&M University
=>Mixed-sex education
=>Female
=>Sexual reproduction
=>Sexual Intercourse

I challenge anyone to find a shorter route!

And also challenge someone to find the shortest route from Australian Inventions*

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Got it!

Australian Inventions--> Ultrasound --> Pregnancy --> Sexual Intercourse

Now lets try... lasagna!

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Man, that's much faster than my (Permanent creases in) Wool -> Sheep -> Scottish Sex Toys Sheepskin -> Sheepskin (disambiguation) -> Condom -> Sexual Intercourse.
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Edminster wrote:Man, that's much faster than my (Permanent creases in) Wool -> Sheep -> Scottish Sex Toys Sheepskin -> Sheepskin (disambiguation) -> Condom -> Sexual Intercourse.
Heh, mine was kinda obvious, yours is a more indirect route. I like it *thumbs up*
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Can't beat the Random Article button and a whole lot of luck.

It's also hard to beat editing the page.
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I had a podcast with a friend where a regular feature was clicking random page and then vandalising it.

I say regular feature but the podcast managed to last a mighty 1 episode.

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videogamefreak wrote:Got it!

Australian Inventions--> Ultrasound --> Pregnancy --> Sexual Intercourse

Now lets try... lasagna!
Lasagna -> egg -> egg (biology) ->fertilzation -> sexual intercourse (redirected from copulation)

I feel like I should have gotten there sooner, but it was my first try. According to random article our next one is Columbia River High
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smiley_cow wrote:
videogamefreak wrote:Got it!

Australian Inventions--> Ultrasound --> Pregnancy --> Sexual Intercourse

Now lets try... lasagna!
Lasagna -> egg -> egg (biology) ->fertilzation -> sexual intercourse (redirected from copulation)

I feel like I should have gotten there sooner, but it was my first try. According to random article our next one is Columbia River High
That ones easy!

Patty Murray -> Sexually assaulted -> Sexual Intercourse

Up next is... Sureños

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surenos -> prison ->prison sexuality -> conjugal visits -> sexual intercourse.

I could waste a lot of time doing this. Jack Humble

Edit: Wait I can beat that.

Surenos -> human trafficking -> brothels -> sexual intercourse
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Jack Humble -> Left Wing -> Sex Education -> Sexual Intercourse

Annnd I rolled wall!

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I swear this is my last one for a while.

wall -> Facebook ->intimate relationships -> human sexuality -> sexual intercourse

Next: Plate tectonics
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Plate Tectonics -> Hair -> Sexual selection -> Pregnancy -> Sexual intercourse

I feel like that could probably be done better, but that was the best I could do.

Random article suggests this gem:

Danish 1st Division 1988
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Hey I took a completely different route for plate tectonics, but still made it in the same amount of clicks...

Plate Tectonics -> Friction -> Lubricant -> Personal Lubricant -> Sexual Intercourse

Now to try yours, sanjay...

Edit:

Okay finally got one!

Danish 1st Division 1988 -> Brøndby IF -> Michael Tørnes -> Sent off (which goes to the page Misconduct (football)) -> Dressing room -> Toilet -> Menstrual -> Sexual Intercourse

I have no idea if this is the best possible way, but I found 1 way at least...

And I randomed a fun one.... Jungle gym!

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I've seen this game played before, except with Adolph Hitler instead of Sexual Intercourse.
Danish 1st Division 1988 -> Copenhagen -> Syphilis -> Human Sexual Behavior -> Sexual Intercourse

(Although I think it would really make more sense for the link in the article on Syphilis to point directly to Sexual Intercourse.)

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