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The i Game

Postby Cirtur » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:50 am

Guys it's just so funny let's take regular things and put "i" in front of it so it's like an apple product it'll be so hilarious and KER-RAZY

iPorridge

iLamp

iStool

iBed

hahahahahahha
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Re: The i Game

Postby rustypup » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:05 pm

Cirtur wrote:iStool
The product of iBowelMovement or the other one?

I would review this game, but that would require a medical procedure. (We can't afford medicine here; We can just about afford the witch doctor.)

Long story short, I've awarded this game a prestigious 9/10. The GOTY edition includes a random spare body part. With genuine iBlood.
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Re: The i Game

Postby starling_bird » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:30 am

iShiny: apple design principle
iBloat: shipped with every apple product
iLame: this game; and my attempts at humour.
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Re: The i Game

Postby Lethal Interjection » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:28 pm

iEnema.

We all know you wanted to listen to music whilst flushing your backside.
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Re: The i Game

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:38 pm

They do already have a vibrator that you plug into your ipod so you can be stimulated to the rhythm of your favourite song. So I guess the ienema is scarily possible.
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Re: The i Game

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:02 pm

This game is not funny. I know better than to make an apple product joke. That is all.
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Re: The i Game

Postby Cirtur » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:24 pm

Ahmet, just because rustypup doesn't get the joke doesn't mean you don't have to.

IT WAS SATIRE
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Re: The i Game

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:13 am

Ya know, half the time I'm being a satire of what you guys expect. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be more satire or serious sometimes.
Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire. Or when I, being a sad and lonely virgin that plays pokemon, insinuates that I'd get that far, I'm just using satire.
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Re: The i Game

Postby LordRetard » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:12 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire.

Bullshit Ahmet, we know you're sad and lonely.
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Re: The i Game

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:12 am

LordRetard wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire.

Bullshit Ahmet, we know you're sad and lonely.


AHMETxRock wrote: Or when I, being a sad and lonely virgin that plays pokemon, insinuates that I'd get that far, I'm just using satire.


This is how the conversation goes:
LR: Oh, I know you just stated that. I was using satire.
AR: Oh, I know had that in mind. I was just pretending not to know to keep the conversation going. Satire.
LR: Oh, well I know that, but I'm not really interested in this conversation at all, I'm just posting because, you know, satire.
AR: Yeah, well...... This is all satire.
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Re: The i Game

Postby LordRetard » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:25 am

No way man I am 100% serious right now.
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Re: The i Game

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:31 am

Well the quote was of satire in that I'm being satirical of those that claim to be satirical. That post was meant to further elucidate the matter.

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