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Egyptian Telephone!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:14 am

All right guys, Egyptian Telephone time! I'll start: "Egyptians are jerks."

who will answer the call
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Postby Cirtur » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:17 am

I'll pick it up.

"Egyptians art turks? I'll pass the message on, post haste!"

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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Sahan » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:59 am

Hello? No I do not want my very own luxury pyramid! Oh, I see. That's serious.

Apparently Egyptians are Turks. I shall dial a forum members phone number purely at random and tell them this.

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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby rustypup » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:41 am

Thank you for calling Habib's House of Hummus.

All our operators are currently busy.

Your call is important to us.

Please hold.

"I would walk five hundred miles <scratchy insert> for Habib's Hummus </scratchy insert>"...

[10 minutes of IWWFHMFHH later]

All our operators are still busy managing the national hummus shortage.

Your call is being re-directed.

We apologise for the inconvenience.

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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Lethal Interjection » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:51 pm

Edgy Shins are turds?

This must be fwded to all my friends, lol.
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby carbonstealer » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:43 am

What the hell is this trying to say? the eggy shins are turned? What is that meant to mean? Oh well, the internet told me so it must be important. I shall inform the local authorities post haste!
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:48 am

The action's returned?

Well it's about time! I am going to call all my friends and tell them about this right now ba-ring ba-ring.
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:07 pm

The factions are spurned!
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Cirtur » Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:43 pm

*crackle* Burned
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Euclidthegreek » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:44 am

Nackle burns?

EDIT: Hey, what happened to the NaCl filter?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:00 am

Why are you telling me about Tacky old Perms?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Sahan » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:34 am

Packy-o-derms? Don't you mean Pachyderms?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:53 am

Herd of rhinos?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Sahan » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:53 am

What about a third of winos?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:00 am

Is this another of those weird British slang things again? Because I have no idea what

Bird-centric Gynos

could even begin to mean.
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