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Egyptian Telephone!

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All right guys, Egyptian Telephone time! I'll start: "Egyptians are jerks."

who will answer the call

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I'll pick it up.

"Egyptians art turks? I'll pass the message on, post haste!"

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Hello? No I do not want my very own luxury pyramid! Oh, I see. That's serious.

Apparently Egyptians are Turks. I shall dial a forum members phone number purely at random and tell them this.

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Thank you for calling Habib's House of Hummus.

All our operators are currently busy.

Your call is important to us.

Please hold.

"I would walk five hundred miles <scratchy insert> for Habib's Hummus </scratchy insert>"...

[10 minutes of IWWFHMFHH later]

All our operators are still busy managing the national hummus shortage.

Your call is being re-directed.

We apologise for the inconvenience.

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Edgy Shins are turds?

This must be fwded to all my friends, lol.

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What the hell is this trying to say? the eggy shins are turned? What is that meant to mean? Oh well, the internet told me so it must be important. I shall inform the local authorities post haste!
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The action's returned?

Well it's about time! I am going to call all my friends and tell them about this right now ba-ring ba-ring.
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The factions are spurned!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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*crackle* Burned

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Nackle burns?

EDIT: Hey, what happened to the NaCl filter?
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Why are you telling me about Tacky old Perms?
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Packy-o-derms? Don't you mean Pachyderms?
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Herd of rhinos?

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What about a third of winos?
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Is this another of those weird British slang things again? Because I have no idea what

Bird-centric Gynos

could even begin to mean.
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